A Patton Lee Beaugus Christmas: Chapter 31

# 31: Happy New Year
Patton Lee Beaugus | December 26, 2010 4:45pm

The end of Christmas as we know it

Well, I failed to save Santa, Christmas, and/or Rudolph. Did you expect anything different from a barfly blogger?

But you never know. Maybe the new Christmas world order will be better.

Maybe Louie Claus will infuse new energy into the holiday.

Maybe partying like the orgies in the 1600's will be more fun. The Christmas songs will sure be better, assuming you like drinking songs, which I do.

I have my hopes. And with Louie Claus in at the reins of Clydie's sleigh, I expect they will be high hopes.

See You Next Year In A String Reality Near You

. A Patton Lee Beaugus Christmas A holiday season of daily comedy blogs — running until Santa has delivered his last present .
Introduction Nov 26 Be Afraid! Be Somewhat Slightly Afraid Blogs Nov 26 Heads Up Nov 27 Home For The Holidays In A Hell's Kitchen Dive Bar Nov 28 Christmas Rapping Nov 29 Zoot Suit Weedwacker Nov 30 The Pig Doesn't Do Body Cavity Searches Dec 1 It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Dec 2 The Anti-Claus Is Coming To Town Dec 3 Evil Calling Dec 4 Panic Atta-ha-ha-ha-hack Dec 5 Hello D'Oliya Dec 6 He Wants To Believe In Santa Claus Dec 7 Backdoored For Christmas Dec 8 My Great Escape Dec 9 Angels Who Want To Get High Dec 10 Stringing Me Off? Dec 11 Wassailing LLC Dec 12 Up In The Sky Dec 13 Clydie Deerest Dec 14 Don't Whizz Into The Fountain Dec 15 Ye Good Olde Days And Nights of Saturnalia Dec 16 Move The North Pole To Newark? Dec 17 Put A Fork In Rudolph Dec 18 The Hallelujah 'Have A Shooter' Chorus Dec 19 Santa Claus Ain't Coming This Year Dec 20 Chuggalugga Christmas Dec 21 I Couldn't Think Straight Dec 22 I Beat Out Sarah Palin Dec 23 Plan B — for Brandy, a Bra, and Cookies Dec 24 Silent Night Bar Fight Dec 25 Red Suit Down Dec 26 Epilogue: Happy New Year	# 31: Happy New Year Patton Lee Beaugus \| December 26, 2010 4:45pm The end of Christmas as we know it Well, I failed to save Santa, Christmas, and/or Rudolph. Did you expect anything different from a barfly blogger? But you never know. Maybe the new Christmas world order will be better. Maybe Louie Claus will infuse new energy into the holiday. Maybe partying like the orgies in the 1600's will be more fun. The Christmas songs will sure be better, assuming you like drinking songs, which I do. I have my hopes. And with Louie Claus in at the reins of Clydie's sleigh, I expect they will be high hopes. See You Next Year In A String Reality Near You Share \| © John Patrick Gallagher and Joseph Mauro johnpatrickgallagher@aol.com		Blogger Bio Patton Lee Beaugus Party Mob Party Mob Dossier Gun Molly HiTone Velvet Vinnie D'Oliya Light-Fingered Louis Clydie Deerest Songbook Get This Christmas Started Gun-Molly Rap Break Wonderful Time For A Beer We Wish You The Beeriest I Want To Believe In Santa Claus Damn, It Feels Good Beer Run Rudolph Don't Whizz Into The Fountain Back In The Day Chuggalugga Christmas